What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 13:22

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?